Matt pointed me to 5ives which I found delightful. He seemed to like 5 things that killed your party but I am more partial to Five things I fear I might do if I were a ten-foot-tall monster with metal claws, laser beam eyes, and razor-sharp fangs.

Here would be my addition…

Five excuses I’ve given after being sick from drinking

1. It must have been the cheese we ate
2. I bet it was the altitude
3. I would have been fine were it not for that last shot of Jack
4. That was odd, it must have been because I had an empty stomach
5. I must be getting old because I could drink three times that amount in college