Tonight my instant messenger called out my lazy friends.
As I suspected Mandy, Michelle, Joe, and Ryan have pretty much been idle their entire lives. For the record I think Trillian just mislabeled Josh. If anybody has been idle for 35 years it is Josh. Mark, on the other hand, is clearly a hard worker. Those brits, they work hard and play hard. I fear Penny, not known for her idleness (recovering I-banker), is falling under bad influence here at Jot. You know what they say, it starts with one idle minute…
Dang, I thought I was doing a good job hiding the fact that in my entire 33 years and 1 day, I have been doing nothing else other than sitting on the couch eating Julie’s chocolate cupcakes. Apparently even as a twinkle in my dad’s eye & a baby in my mom’s belly… I was lazy. I am feeling pretty tired for being idle. How do you explain that?